Just a Barnard Baby

ABOUT

Founded on the auspicious 11th of November, in the year 2011, Barnard Baby has blogged about provincial life in the small rural hamlet of New York City since arriving at the gates of the inimitable Barnard College with a vial of White Men's Tears in her pocket and a pair of sensible size 6 1/2 boots on her feet.

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Dubbed Mother of Prospies by the ever elusive Seer Overheard on the 22nd of July, in the 13th year of the 2nd millennia.

Ask her a question or engage in some conversation. But beware. She may offer you tea.

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Just a Barnard Baby

Walking off my tired feet

Pounding 42nd street

To be in a show
Elsewhere
Jose Rizal Theme by Jeeddii.
ok BB, i'm going to ask you then...how is your sex life at barnard?
Asked by Anonymous

I mean I haven’t been fucked by Natalie Dormer yet so I’d say pretty disappointing.

6 Notes | Posted on July 28, 2014
so who can help us with these boy questions? jo is far too modest and appropriate for this :/
Asked by Anonymous

soyvay:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA am I the slut of Barnard advice blogs?

(But actually, Jo and I are both confused by the labeling of Jo as modest and appropriate.)

I can’t think of anyone specifically who would appreciate being referred to as the go to Boy Guru. And honestly, I really don’t know what else to tell you, other than to put yourself out there, as you would for making new friends. Download tinder—I’ve met up with a guy from tinder before and I’m not gonna say it was the best experience of my life, but it was an okay way to meet people. Get an OKCupid or a datemyschool—I’ve met up with two ladies from OKCupid and it turned out great; I know of at least two people who’ve gotten happy relationships with those websites. Join clubs/organizations that aren’t 90% women—the marching band, philolexian society, the Spectator, and CU Dems are great places to start. Exchange numbers with the cute guy who sits next to you in your calculus class. Invite yourself to play pickup soccer or smoke hookah or whatever with some random group of guys at NSOP. I know it sounds scary, but you’re not going to meet boys if you spend you’re entire life on tumblr watching cat videos and asking Jo and me how to meet boyz.

A

lol ‘modest and appropriate’

4 Notes | Posted on July 28, 2014 soyvay

thatopinionatedfemme replied to your post:

can I come hang out with you?

duh.

Posted on July 28, 2014
how good would you say barnards finacial aid is??
Asked by Anonymous
Posted on July 27, 2014
Is Reid the only hall where freshmen live on the 2nd floor?
Asked by Anonymous

I believe so.

Posted on July 27, 2014
There are several doubles on floor 8 of Hewitt...
Asked by Anonymous

uuuugggghhhhhh

1 Notes | Posted on July 27, 2014
I was with a friend on the grass outside of the Diana!
Asked by Anonymous

You caught me.

Posted on July 27, 2014
Any recommendations for what to do with/how to quickly clean sweaty clothes post-workout if you don't want to do a full load of laundry?
Asked by Anonymous

Take it into the shower with you then let it dry afterwards? I’ve definitely done that.

1 Notes | Posted on July 27, 2014
Hey there! Was wondering what's the layout for a sulz quad (5th floor if it matters) , my roomates and I are worried about staring straight at each other at all times haha (we tried to judge the size from your triple)
Asked by Anonymous

My hazy memory tells me that the quads are in a sort of L shape with two beds in one arm of the L and 2 beds in the other arm of the L. I think the desks are all facing the walls. You can always move furniture around, though I don’t think you need to worry about an undesirable staring contest.

1 Notes | Posted on July 27, 2014
Any advice for a returning Barnard student about how to make more friends? Maybe form a friend group?
Asked by Anonymous

Join groups. Find a student organization that’s centered around something you’re passionate about. Invite someone you just met to go to an event with you. Go to a ROOTed Sundaes on Mondays! Talk to people in your classes. Organize study sessions. If all that fails, come hang out with me.

3 Notes | Posted on July 26, 2014